Favourite pop star actually a bit of a twat

10th Apr 2005, 12:00 am

Revelations that your favourite pop star is actually a bit of a twat have shocked the entertainment world today.

Your favourite star, despite being rather good at singing and dancing, turns out to have several really annoying traits. Today's revelations include that he:

"In his songs and videos he's always really cool" said one of his millions of adoring fans. "It never occurred to me that he might actually be an arsehole."

Leading TV Psychologist 'Dr' Dick Burn said "People are very willing to put their faith in celebrities these days. Well, who can blame them? Celebrities are just so cool, I love them! All of them! Hee hee hee!"

 

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