Scientists in 'humans not same as dogs or rats' shocker

22nd Mar 2006, 12:00 am

Scientists are confused as to why a new drug aimed at arthritis sufferers has made 6 men critically ill.

"We don't understand how this has happened, we had already tested the drug on dogs and rodents and they seemed fine" said a spokesperson. "It's almost as if the drug works differently on different species... It's weird, I mean you wouldn't beleive the trouble we went to looking for dogs and rodents with arthritis for a start, you know, we're pretty thorough with these things."

One of the dogs from the original trials said "Well, this is a turn up for the books! Those poor human fellas are in intensive care and I can now play the piano again... Life is strange."

 

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