Brown 'S' plate to join 'L' and 'P'

22nd Mar 2006, 12:00 am

The familiar red 'L' plate for learner drivers has in recent years been joined by green 'P' plates for recently 'passed' drivers. Now shit drivers need not feel left out.

Square plate with capital 'S'
Artists impression.

A new brown 'S' plate will soon be made available to those drivers who want to make other road users aware that they are just shit at driving. This should allow pedestrians and fellow drivers alike the opportunity to get the hell out of the way.

The fore-warning will also allow others more time to prepare a suitable abuse, such as "Fucking park it, dickhead!", or "what the fuck do you think you're doing? Jesus..."

Colin Jason from Halfords says "the new brown 'S' plate will also make an ideal gift; I mean, everyone know some shit drivers, don't we?"

 

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