Comment: I'm Alergy Intolerant!

1st Aug 2005, 11:00 pm

by Serena Flautenhoff

Doctor, help me; I appear to be suffering from a strange new condition.

Every time I hear someone say "I can't eat wheat - it's the gluten" or "Do you have that in dairy-free?" it brings me out in a kind of dizzy rage.

Here are some of the other symptoms:

Can you help me doctor? More and more people seem to be 'alergic' to so many things, and I just can't bear it. If this dizzy, angry headache of mine doesn't go away soon I don't know what I'll do.

Maybe if I had my own 'alergy' it would make me feel a bit more special and important, like those other people. Hey, wait... I must be 'Alergy Intolerant'!


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