Big Brother contestant eaten

14th Jul 2005, 11:00 pm

Endemol, the production company behind Channel 4's Big Brother, announced that one of the show's contestants had in fact been eaten by the other housemates.

"It seems our decision to starve the contestants for a couple of days has tragically backfired as this morning Derek was hunted down like a dog, ripped to pieces by his fellow housemates and devoured" said a shocked Endemol spokesperson. "It appears that 'Science' is wearing Dereks face as a hat" she added.

A Channel 4 spokesperson said "If anyone else gets eaten we may have to consider pulling the show."


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